Which Major League Baseball Team Are You? Take The Quiz!by Steve Olsher March 30th, 2011

Which Major League Baseball Team Are You? Take The Quiz!

Now that Spring is right around the bend, baseball fans across the country are getting ready to enjoy (or endure) a new season. Baseball is a game of attrition. Any team that hopes to capture the championship must make it through 162 games and the playoffs, and end up with significantly more wins than losses.

“Life is no different,” says author Steve Olsher, known as America’s Reinvention Expert. “To succeed, you must stack up more victories than losses, and surround yourself with people who have the ability, desire, and willingness to fully commit to winning that elusive championship ring.”

So, the question is: Which Major League Baseball Team Are You? Grab a piece of paper and a pen, answer Yes or No to the following, and add up the total number of Yes’s and No’s:

1) When the alarm goes off in the morning, do you curse at it and hit the snooze button more than once?

2) Does your life feel annoyingly average? Average house, average car, average love, etc.?

3) Do you often create imaginary stories so your life seems more interesting to others?

4) When watching TV, does “how did this idiot get his own show” come to mind?

5) Are you often pissed off by how much money others make rather than inspired by it?

6) Do you consistently advance in your career, but inevitably reach the point of your own incompetence?

7) Are you able to generate interest in what you’re selling but unable to close enough deals?

Are you concerned that, because your group doesn’t appear to have anyone crazy in it that everyone talks about, it might be you?

9) If the money was the same and you were given the choice to get paid for helping others or watching sexy movies all day, would you choose watching the movies?

10) Is there any doubt in your mind as to What Your WHAT is? That is, the ONE thing you were born to do?

And, here are the results…

If you answered YES to 1 or 2 of these questions, odds are very good that you are performing to the peak of your abilities. Possible team matches = New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox

If you answered YES to 3 or 4 of these questions odds are good that you are doing well in your life, but could be doing better. Possible matches = Los Angeles Dodgers, St. Louis Cardinals

If you answered YES to 5 or 6 of these questions, it is likely that life feels LOOOOOONG to you and you inevitably hit the glass ceiling in virtually every aspect of your life. Possible matches = Atlanta Braves, Texas Rangers, Houston Astros or Washington Nationals

If you answered YES to 7 or more of these questions, odds are very good that you may be hanging with Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen sometime soon or paying a visit to Dr. Drew. Look out!! Possible matches = Chicago Cubs, Milwaukee Brewers, San Diego Padres

So, is it too late to become the Yankees or Red Sox?

Absolutely not. In my next posting, I’ll discuss the hidden meanings of this quiz and reveal:

* The 5 Key Tips for consistently performing like the New York Yankees.

* The 3 Myths that losing teams (and people) buy into that puts them in the September cellar.

* The No. 1 reason Cubs fans are always doomed to disappointment – and how your audience can avoid following in their footsteps.

Until then… go Cubs!

Steve